Why I like Michael Schumacher

Michael Schumacher is not only the greatest racecar driver EVER, he is also a genuinely good human being. Sadly, he lost his friend and bodyguard Burkhard Cramer in the tsunami disaster. Yesterday, he donated $10 million to help the victims of the tsunamis.

Celebrities the world over are donating huge sums as well. Steven Spielberg gave $1.5 million. Sandra Bullock gave $1 million. Leonardo DiCaprio gave a rumored $1 million. Even unexplicably popular band Linkin Park pulled together $100,000.

So how much did our multi-millionaire president and leader of the free world George W. Bush donate? A paltry and inexcusable $10,000. Way to set an example Mr. President. We're proud of you.