Virgin Mary has nothing better to do.

Judging by the $99 million bid online (as of posting), I'm guessing that some non-believers are toying with the poor, toothless lady that put this sandwich online. Hasn't she already suffered enough? Having the sandwich pulled once already by eBay? Enduring the numerous hoax postings that have appeared? I wonder how many "holy" grilled cheese sandwiches I've unwittingly eaten in my time here on earth? Mmm, grilled cheese...

UPDATE: Apparently GoldenPalace.com has purchased the sandwich for a mere $28,000. This is the same company that hires people to streak at major sporting events with their web address painted on - and then denies they had anything to do with it. It happened at the 2004 Olympics during the diving prelims.