Saturday, November 13, 2004

Frozen treats for dogs?!? Preposterous!


Look what we found in the frozen dessert section at Thriftway. Ice cream treats for dogs. Or ARE they? I beg of you, read this review first!
Frosty Paws tastes pretty terrible, at first. It has a flavor like glue, or coagulated gravy, but colder. But then after a few seconds, it begins to melt and the taster is swept away by a nuanced but overpowering compulsion to barf like a sailor on shore leave.

To the credit of Associated Ice Cream, the ingredients on the side of the box do prominently ention "animal fat." And while it might be helpful to potential human tasters to print this on the box's cover, it's understandable that they bury the headline and stick with the happy Terrier.
Don't say I didn't warn you...

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